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Flames

Posted on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

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“Take me, Kaufman,” she breathed.

To Kaufman her three-word request froze the din of the reunion party like a tripped circuit breaker. Suddenly they were alone, though noisy conversations continued all …


The Wood of Wrath

Posted on Monday, June 2nd, 2008

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Outside there are still ice and snow patches from last week’s storm. Temperatures are hovering in the mid-30’s, meaning there should be a fire in the wood stove. But there is …


Connor Discovers the Meaning of “Clock” as a Verb

Posted on Friday, May 30th, 2008

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The other night I witnessed the awful price our family is paying for our TV policy, which is:  The TV stays off Monday through Friday.You don’t have to be up on …


The Worst Dad of All Time

Posted on Friday, May 30th, 2008

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There can be little doubt as to the identity of the worst dad of all time. Me. That, at least according to my sons, Connor, age 14, and Corey, age …


A Fine Food Flambe Affair

Posted on Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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Recently Cindy and I attended a cooking show and wine tasting. Neither of us had done this before, though we have watched such things on TV. …